Requested by Lexie

My Favorite Inspirational Quotes Because I Am The Worst

Thanks for the LR, @lexie_elyse ! 👋🏼😄 (for reference see (PETTY) WAYS TO BE DEAD TO ME 📁☀️
  1. "Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."
    - Thomas Edison
  2. "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
    - Steve Martin
  3. "Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."
    - Will Rogers
  4. "Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow."
    - Mark Twain
  5. "Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that."
    - Ellen Degeneres
  6. "Too much of a good thing can be wonderful."
    - Mae West
  7. "That's What"
    - She
  8. "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"
    - George Carlin
  9. "Opportunity does not knock, it presents itself when you beat down the door."
    - Kyle Chandler
  10. "Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
    - Tom Lehrer
  11. "If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito."
    - Dalai Lama
  12. "People often say that motivation doesn’t last. Well, neither does bathing – that’s why we recommend it daily."
    - Zig Ziglar
  13. "'I'm bored’ is a useless thing to say. I mean, you live in a great, big, vast world that you’ve seen none percent of. Even the inside of your own mind is endless; it goes on forever, inwardly, do you understand? The fact that you’re alive is amazing, so you don’t get to say ‘I’m bored.'"
    - Louis C.K.
  14. "I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong."
    - Benjamin Franklin
  15. "Whoever said, ‘It’s not whether you win or lose that counts,’ probably lost."
    - Martina Navratilova
  16. "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving definitely isn't for you."
    - Steven Wright