My Festivus To-Do List

It's December 23rd, gotta get cracking, today is Festivus! Things I need to get to celebrate Festivus properly:
  1. A metal pole
    Last seen in the crawl space.
  2. A large dining room and table
    Want to make sure there's enough chairs for the people I need to address during the Airing Of Grievances, and enough space once we move the table aside for the Feats of Strength.
  3. A good spread for the meal - I'm thinking pasta
    Need to carb load for the Feats of Strength.
  4. Alcohol
    Duh.
  5. A great playlist
    I'm thinking an eclectic jazz/African tribal/polka mix.
  6. Some creepers from the OTB
    For Elaine.
  7. A denim vest
    Also for Elaine.
  8. Gifts
    Everybody gets one.
  9. Happy Festivus Everyone!!!