Oscars, Ranked

  1. 7.
    Wilde
    I mean, look at this douchecanoe
  2. 6.
    The Grouch
    #kindofadick
  3. 5.
    Fish
    🐟
  4. 4.
    Awards
    Would love to earn one, the show is a little stuffy (🌎 are better), winners are typically kind of meh.
  5. 3.
    Martinez
    Aaaaaaaactually....
  6. 2.
    Isaacs
    Poe 'nuff
  7. 1.
    Style
    *drool*