Almost all of the fictional movies from Seinfeld, inspired months ago by @jaidub and her list Fictional Movies From Seinfeld, Ranked (requested by @ladyprofessor). Not 100% sure who created these. Ranked by how much the poster makes me want to see the movie.
  1. Means To An End
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    Gah this looks terrifying and there are 18 other films here I'd rather watch - do not want.
  2. Cry, Cry Again
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    I'm sure my parents would love it. Me, notsomuch.
  3. The Muted Heart
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    I am lacking the requisite hormones/estrogen to fully appreciate what I'm sure is a modern-day classic.
  4. Check Mate
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    Great actors, looks boring AF.
  5. Blame It On The Rain
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    I don't really do musicals, sorry - but I do enjoy all three of these people so if it was on I'd give it a try....
  6. Chow Fun
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    I'm sure over time I'd see pieces of this on TBS/TNT and eventually have seen the whole thing.
  7. Ponce de León
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    This just looks like it's too long and drawn out and boring but also I'd want to give it a chance because Ponce is a good story.
  8. Brown Eyed Girl
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    A quirky rom-com that I'd begrudgingly agree to watch as payback for making her watch "Death Blow" (which she won't admit she actually enjoyed).
  9. Blimp
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    Historically this feels like a story that actually could be interesting, but casting these two makes me think it's a Hollywood cast-off that gets released in February...
  10. Chunnel
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    Feels like something I'd watch on HBO Go if/when there's not anything else to watch.
  11. Agent Zero
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    A cheap Bond knock-off that I'd watch if there wasn't much else out.
  12. Flaming Globes Of Sigmund
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    No real context, other than it's Clooney in space. I'd like to think it's happened to his character after floating off into space in "Gravity," so I would watch it.
  13. Rochelle Rochelle
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    I'm not saying that I wouldn't not watch it, being Anne Hathaway..... and I'm not saying that I wouldn't not not watch it if it happened to be on in my hotel room..... and I'm not blushing YOU'RE BLUSHING DON'T LOOK AT ME!!
  14. Prognosis Negative
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    I'm seeing a period piece involving a Chemist (or Dr.) and some kind of super plague - as long as Hugh doesn't sing I'm in.
  15. Sack Lunch
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    As long as Tina as is a writer, this looks like a rom-com/dramedy that feels like it would satisfy both me and the Mrs.
  16. Death Blow
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    Statham is 💯 and Tatum doesn't get enough credit for his wide-ranging chops - I think this would be a funny action movie.
  17. Firestorm
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    The Rock has quietly (IMHO) been the legit action movie star with comedy chops whose career we didn't realize is pretty remarkable - these two together is a home run.
  18. Cold Fusion
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    Leo and J-Law?! I don't even really need to know any more than that TBH.
  19. Mountain High
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    An action movie set in the 🏔with 4 beautiful people? I'm IN.