Single Dad Weekend, By The Numbers

My wife was in Cleveland for a focused study class for her PA licensing exam from Thursday - Sunday. I had the bridge of our ship - (3) 3.5 year-old boys, (1) 6.5 year-old boy. Grandparents pitched in some, before you award me any medals.
  1. Meals consisting primarily of pizza: 3
    #Don'tJudge
  2. Diapers changed: ~45
  3. Bloody noses: 2
  4. ISR swim classes attended: 1
  5. Average number of consecutive hours slept per night: ~3.25
  6. Average beers consumed after bedtime: 3
  7. Band-Aids applied: 4
  8. Fights mediated: Infinity
  9. Basketball practices attended: 1
  10. Average number of boys in my bed when awakened: ~2.175
  11. Number of Legos stepped on while barefoot: 3
  12. Movies watched: 1
    The Peanuts Movie, right now whilst I list this.