1. I can't walk that far without being attacked and/or eaten.
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  2. I have to stockpile provisions for the winter.
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  3. I must tend the fire, lest it go out.
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  4. My boots are being cobbled.
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  5. My horse threw a shoe.
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  6. This butter isn't going to churn itself.
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  7. My wagon wheel broke a spoke.
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  8. I've got to get up early to milk the cows.
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  9. My car has no gas and there's an embargo.
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  10. My answering machine ate the tape that must have had the invitation message on it.
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  11. My car overheated.
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  12. I've got a bunch of tapes to return or else I'll get a fine.
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  13. I never got the invite in the mail.
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  14. I never saw the invitation in my email.
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  15. Mapquest took me to the wrong address.
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  16. I haven't been getting my texts.
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