Some Important Questions on a Tuesday

I need answered, please add to the list.
  1. Who do you think you are?
  2. Do you know how to get to Aspen?
    Where the beer flows like wine and the women flock like the salmon of Capistrano.
  3. What's the deal with Ovaltine?
  4. Haaaaaaaave you met Ted?
  5. What is it, you'd say.... ya do here?
  6. Why are you so awful?
  7. Could I BE wearing any more clothes?
  8. What's in the box!?!
    Suggested by   @wilmotwrites
  10. Where are all the men?
    Suggested by   @kate81
  11. You talkin' to me?
  12. Do you know what your sin is?
    The list you requested made me think of this.
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  13. Who are you?
    who? Who?, who? Who? I really wanna know, who are youuuuuuuu?
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  14. Who is John Galt?
    Suggested by   @HisDudeness
  15. Who are those guys?
    Suggested by   @edge
  16. How low is my self-esteem that I'm the sidekick in my own fantasy?
    Suggested by   @kate81
  17. Has anyone seen Phil?
  18. Too early for flapjacks?
    Okay I'm done.
    Suggested by   @jaidub
  19. Am I the dog in this scenario?
    Because @gwcoffey was here.
    Suggested by   @jaidub
  20. Are you still Master of your domain?
    The only question I could think of.
    Suggested by   @jaidub
  21. What ever happened to Amelia Earhart?
    Suggested by   @lizard13
  22. You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
  23. Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo.
    Suggested by   @dbtexman
  24. Hey, Smalls, ya wanna s'more?
    Suggested by   @supercommonname
  25. You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!
    Suggested by   @supercommonname
  26. Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
    Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
    Suggested by   @supercommonname
    Suggested by   @joemurphy
  28. Where'd you get those clothes.... The toilet store?
  29. I have a lot of questions- number one: how dare you.
  30. Where's Boo???
  31. 🎼Do you wanna build a snowman?🎼
  32. And did I hear a "niner" in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?
    No, it was cordless....