Things Easier Than Putting a Toddler in a Car Seat

Who is wearing a coat and holding a toy and doesn't want to go......
  1. Give a cat a bath
  2. Convert an atheist to belief in (a) God
  3. Spoon-feed a Badger
  4. Eat just one Oreo
  5. Tell the difference between Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel passing you on the street