Requested by Mary Murphy

Times When I Knew I Crossed A Line

Thanks for the LR, @marymurphy ! 😊
  1. The time I told a woman I was a Marine Biologist and had to save a beached whale.
  2. The time I built a hutch under my desk so I could nap.
  3. The time I had sex on the desk in my office.
  4. The time I tried to pass off a cashmere sweater with a red dot to multiple women.
  5. The time I tried to beat Lloyd Braun selling computers in my fathers garage in Queens.
  6. The time I tried to convince my employer I was handicapped.
  7. The time I let Kramer talk me in to suggestive photos to seduce the photoshop chick.
  8. The time I lied and said I was close to getting a job as a latex salesman to extend unemployment benefits.
  9. When I tried to photo shop myself out of my boss' Xmas family picture
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  10. When I wouldn't spring for pricier wedding invites.
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  11. The time I wrestled this boy who is handicapped and lives in a bubble
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  12. The time I walked in on my best friends girlfriend while she was changing- just to get her back.
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  13. The time I had the Yankees players switch to cotton uniforms
    Suggested by   @k8zinker
  14. Everyday, really.
    Suggested by   @jennifergster
  15. The time I ate an eclair from the trash.
    Jerry says "You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."
    Suggested by   @jaidub
  16. The time I pretended to be from out of town to date this girl.
    Didn't end well.
    Suggested by   @kiraandlulu
  17. When I ran from a kids birthday party because the room caught on fire
    Suggested by   @MatthewAlmont