🚨🚨🚨Today Is a Big Day, Folks🚨🚨🚨
- •Been waiting on this for a while.
- •My ambivalence has paid off!!!!!!🎉
- •I'd like to thank a few people:
- •The big man upstairs 👆🏼.Of course.
- •My parents.Your procreation skills are much appreciated.
- •My wife.You are my rock; your ability to not give AF about certain things has been an inspiration to me through our years of marriage, and this is as much your success as it is mine.
- •My kids.If you're reading this Will, get back to class! You other three are a real (no, put that down!) what was I saying? Right, we lov (STOP hitting him Drew!! Say you're sorry. Say you're sorry. Say you're sorry. No, I will not pick you up. Go talk to Mommy I'm in the middle of something) OK, back on track; I love (please stop screaming Daddy is talking!!!) having you guys around (who's poopy? Can you change him dear? I'm almost done. Thanks.) it's a real experience having 3 toddlers. And I
- •I'm NOT done! Stop playing the music I've got more to say, whatever I don't care I can talk over anything.
- •Anyways my kids.Without you guys, I would be way more responsive to emails and this would have never happened. So thank (STOP SCREAMING!!!! Just turn on the TV please, or give them the Poop Phone™ so I can finish they're playing the music!) you.
- •They're playing much louder now, thanks guys.
- •I'D LIKE TO THANK A FEW @list PEOPLE!
- •THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME OML YOU HAVE NO IDEA THANK YOU ALL I LOVE YOU DON'T STOP DREAMING ANYTHING IS POSSIBL... *dragged off stage by security*