1. Physical safety
    Drowning. Cars. Concussions. Projectiles.
  2. Sleep
    How. Do we make them. SLEEEEEEP?!??!
  3. Physical safety
    Are we buckling the car seat correctly? Are the gates locked?
  4. Food Intake
    Have they had enough. Will they stop screwing around and finish a meal within the next hour. WTH can I make that they'll all eat.
  5. Cognitive development
    Are they meeting the milestones? Can we make sure they all get into the same Kindergarten class?
  6. Bathing
    Ugh it's been two days we have to bathe them.
  7. Fun
    What can we do that they'll all enjoy?