Unpopular Opinion - Cake Is Not Inherently "Good" Just Because It Is Cake

Yeah. I said it.
  1. Probably because it is a rarity that we have cake - birthdays, weddings, special occasions.
  2. But having a piece of cake does not require one to say "this is good cake."
  3. Here, have some cake, it's so good.
  4. Maybe it's not. Maybe it's terrible cake.
  5. There are mediocre cakes. There are terrible cakes.
    Not all cakes are good. I'm talking to you, fruitcake.
  6. And don't even get me started on cake by the ocean - literal or figurative.
    It's sandy, and it's gross.
  7. Carry on.