Thanks for the LR, @dad3 !
  1. That time, Freshman (first) year of college, when I admitted to my new roommate that I didn't realize I had to buy books.
  2. They'd always just handed them out on the first day of class.
    How was I supposed to know- my first time on a college campus, nobody I knew had gone to college before....
  3. Doh - I still hear about it.
    Probably keep that to yourself next time, hayseed.