Requested by Amie

What I Would Do With a Kid-free Weekend if Money Was No Object

Great request @amieshmamie ! First of all I'm loosely defining "weekend" here as the 5 days between a Thursday New Year's Eve and the following Tuesday.
  1. —————Wednesday 12/30—————
  2. 8:00 pm
    Put the kids to bed and say our goodbyes.
  3. 9:00 pm
    Verify the professional packers I've hired have included everything we need - $ is no object so I'm outsourcing one of the worst things about a vacation.
  4. 11:58 pm
    Pull in to local airport, time to get on the private jet. This is on my travel bucket list after years of schlepping through airports as a commoner - pull in, get out, get on, take off.
  5. —————Thursday, 12/31—————
  6. 12:01 am
    Take off for Vail/Eagle County airport.
  7. 12:01 am - 3:00 am
    Have a few cocktails 🍷🍸, join the MHC, take a nap.
  8. 4:00 am
    Limo to Vail, get settled into our rental palatial estate on the mountain.
  9. 8:00 am
    Get up for first tracks.
  10. 8:30 am - 4:30 pm
    🎿Ski our faces off.⛷
  11. 4:30 pm - 6 pm
    Unwind 🍷🍺and take a nap. 💤
  12. 6 pm - 8 pm
    Dinner with family and friends. I sent the jet to pick up everyone while we were skiing, about 35 people join us.
  13. 8:30 pm - 12:30 am
    Catered NYE party with the friends and family, hosted and played by one John Mayer 🎤 (and some friends I'm contractually obligated to omit from the set list). 🍾🍾🍾
  14. —————Friday, Jan. 1—————
  15. 12:30 am - 1:30 am
    Hop in the limo back to Eagle Vail airport.
  16. 1:30 am 3:30 am
    💤Private jet to Monteray Regional Airport. 💤
  17. 3:30 am to 4:00 am
    💤Limo to our rented coastal estate in Monteray, CA. 💤
  18. 8:00 am - 12:30 pm
    🏌1st Tee at Pebble Beach with the Mantourage. ⛳️ Wife sleeps in and the meets the Mantourage wives for lunch and massages.
  19. 1:00 pm - 5:30 pm
    🏌1st Tee at Cypress Point with the Mantourage and additional guests. ⛳️ Wives are shopping.
  20. 5:30 pm - 6:00 pm
    Limos back to the estate. Shenanigans between Mantourage members at high levels, to be toned down by the time we get there.
  21. 6:00 pm - 9:00 pm
    Catered dinner and 🍷🍺🍾🍹 with Mantourage and wives; watch the sunset over the ocean.
  22. 9:00 pm - 9:30 pm
    Limo back to Monteray Regional Airport.
  23. 9:30 pm - 2:30 am
    🍷🍸🍺Flight to Hawaii 💤
  24. —————Saturday, Jan. 2—————
  25. 3:00 am - 11:00 am
    💤Flight from Hawaii to Tahiti🍳
  26. 11:30 am - 1:00 pm
    Travel to resort and lunch.
  27. 1:00 pm
    Check in to private residence.
  28. 1:30 pm - 8:00 am (Monday)
    Sleep 💤 Drink 🍷🍹 Eat 🍜 Sun ☀️ Repeat.
  29. —————Monday, Jan. 4—————
  30. 8:00 am - 1:00 pm
    Fly home 😪😥😢😰😨 - Tahiti to Hawaii. Lunch in Hawaii.
  31. 2:00 pm - 7:00 pm
    Hawaii to Las Vegas. Dinner in Vegas.
  32. 8:30 pm - 10:00 pm
    Vegas to Home. *sigh*