Couldn't put all the options in the title. Have to choose which scenario I'd prefer to have happen, *before* the actual act.
  1. Audition for Seinfeld
    All the actors are in the audience, and the writers (Larry David, Carol Liefer, Larry Charles, et al.) too. They're filming it as well. They are asking me to create and present a character for inclusion on the show as the 5th member of the group.
  2. Game-winning field goal in the Super Bowl
    A 22-yard chip shot from the middle of the field, to win the Bears 2nd Super Bowl. Standing on the sideline, trying not to imagine the 100's of millions of people watching; the very large 'roided-up men on the sideline with me; the city of Chicago; my family and what missing could mean to all of them (and me). Something everyone thinks they could do, that I, as a professional, should make 99% of the time.
  3. World Series Game 7: At-bat with 2 outs in the bottom of the 9th, bases loaded and down by one.
    I am the White Sox Pinch Hitter, the guy the manager has specifically chosen for this at-bat. Comisky is going crazy, and I'm in the on-deck circle.
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  5. I would choose the Super Bowl as the least desirable.
    That one has the highest upside and biggest downside. In the World Series situation, 70+% of the time the pitcher wins. Seinfeld is something I would be nervous about, but the downside is much smaller (big upside though!). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯