CANDY THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT
- •Werther's OriginalYou are not legally allowed to buy these until you are 60+
- •Black LicoriceTastes like mildew
- •JujubesLike they didn't get the memo on what fruit candy is supposed to taste like
- •Reese's PiecesHow can you call something Reese's without chocolate? Every other freakin Reese's product does.
- •Necco WafersUnless you like eating chalk
- •Good & PlentyLet's put a candy coating on gross black licorice.
- •Bit-O-HoneyMore like bit of gross candy that's impossible to chew.
- •DotsEew. What are these supposed to taste like?
- •Flavored Tootsie RollsTootsie Rolls are already pretty bad, but these take them a step further into disgusting.