FLIGHT SAFETY PICTURES CAPTIONED WITH WHAT I THINK THE CORRESPONDING RULE IS

  1. If you have kidnapped someone else's child, keep low to avoid detection.
  2. In the event of an emergency, this door may be opened through use of the Force.
  3. Sacrifice a virgin upon the inflatable altar to ensure maximum safety on your flight.
  4. If hungry, please retrieve one of our air lobsters from the overhead bin.
  5. Enjoy the mom slide.
  6. Worship may be performed at the inflight shrine.