THE TOP 3 BEST PINS

In case you were lying awake at night wondering what the best pins in the universe are, rest child, here is your salvation.
  1. 1.
    Bobby Pin
    Not only can you keep your hair in place, you can also pick locks according to some movies. Awesome!
  2. 2.
    Rolling Pin
    Expert flattening tool and also great impromptu weapon.
  3. 3.
    Bowling Pin
    A flag waving high for tv show dads and clueless guys on first dates. As American as apple pie.
  4. 4.
    RUNNER UP: Push Pin
    This is a good one, but too much competition with thumb tacks. It's a jungle out there, on the bulletin board.
  5. 5.
    DISQUALIFIED: PIN Number
    Not a true pin, just an acronym. Plus saying number at the end when the 'N' stands for number is just redundant. That's like saying ATM machine or LCD display.