THE TOP 3 BEST PINS
In case you were lying awake at night wondering what the best pins in the universe are, rest child, here is your salvation.
- •Bobby PinNot only can you keep your hair in place, you can also pick locks according to some movies. Awesome!
- •Rolling PinExpert flattening tool and also great impromptu weapon.
- •Bowling PinA flag waving high for tv show dads and clueless guys on first dates. As American as apple pie.
- •RUNNER UP: Push PinThis is a good one, but too much competition with thumb tacks. It's a jungle out there, on the bulletin board.
- •DISQUALIFIED: PIN NumberNot a true pin, just an acronym. Plus saying number at the end when the 'N' stands for number is just redundant. That's like saying ATM machine or LCD display.