Things You Think Mix Together Well, But They Actually Don't

  1. Whiskey and red wine
    I know this because right now I feel quite hungover. And if you're thinking "of course that doesn't mix well together," where the hell were you last night to bless me with your superior knowledge
  2. Any alcohol and your ex
    Be this texting or seeing them in person. Big ol' nope.
  3. Shorts and heels
    You look tacky
  4. Orange and chocolate
    This might just be a personal preference, but it's also a hardline fact. Wake up people.
  5. Your family