Things My Husband Is Terrified He'll Find in Our Baby's Diaper

  1. A terrorist.
  2. The sum total of his deepest, darkest fears.
  3. An explosion so great he'll have to abandon our house.
  4. His wedding ring.
  5. Remnants of something she really, really shouldn't have eaten.
  6. That Ron Weasley Lego figure we were looking for.