THINGS I WANT TO EAT TODAY BUT WILL REFRAIN FROM EATING

I'd like to eat my feelings today.
  1. Two cheeseburgers
    Because one wouldn't be enough.
  2. Fried chicken
    Because Memorial Day.
  3. Macaroni and cheese
    And a lot of it.
  4. Hot dogs
    Grilled only. With mustard.
  5. Chocolate pudding pie
    This I will probably eat.