Really shitty pickup lines I'd like to try just to see the outcome

  1. I have a magic watch, and it tells me that you don't have any underwear on... oh, you do? It must be 15 minutes fast then
  2. Excuse me, but do you have a twin sister? No? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world.
  3. If I asked you to come back to my place would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?
  4. Can I take your picture? So I can prove to my friends that angels really do exist
  5. Your eyes are the same color as my Lamborghini.
  6. "Hey, I think you dropped your smile". She will inevitably smile, and when she does say "There it is".
  7. Did you grow up on a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
  8. Walk up to 3 girls: If I were Mormon I would ask all three of you to marry me.
  9. If I received a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
  10. Holds out hand "Hey I'm going for a walk. Will you hold this for me?"
  11. 1) Go up to a woman 2) Grab a nearby napkin, or ask the bartender for one (can ask for a pen too) and say to the woman, "Hi, can I show you something?". They tend to assume it's a magic trick. 3) Draw a single line on the napkin and hand it to the woman. Their reaction will most likely be, "What's this?" 4) You say, "It's a pick up line"