FIVE YEARS AGO TONIGHT

Thanks, weird Facebook popup, for reminding me.
  1. As part of a class required for my theatre degree, I spent an hour in a dark blackbox theatre classroom with four other students pretending to be wolves.
  2. The exercise was called Wolfpack.
  3. During the Wolfpack, I tried to nuzzle a curtain out of the way with my snout.
  4. But I am a human, and I do not have a snout.
  5. So what I actually did was smack my face into a hidden theatre block and give myself a black eye.
    Which was extremely hard to explain to any non-theatre friends for the next two weeks.
  6. Good times, guys.
    Selfie game not strong.