I'M THE FRIEND YOU CALL IF YOU
Inspired by @carey
- •...need to discuss potential hair cuts and colors in depth.
- •...want to watch 8 episodes in a row of a skills-based reality show with minimal fighting.The Great British Bake-Off? Face-Off? The Next Food Network Star? Jeopardy? I'm your GIRL.
- •...want to talk about pop culture the way people talk about British productions of Shakespeare plays.
- •...want to talk about British productions of Shakespeare plays.Or any productions. Or imaginary future productions. Or just the words.
- •...want to do a deep dive into names.Baby names. Character names. Cat names. I'm here for you and can refer you to a variety of blogs.
- •...are in the mood to do nothing and don't want to be judged for it.Is this the same as the last one?
- •...feel like going to a baseball game.
- •...need to complain about someone's social media antics.
- •...need a delicious but "rustically" decorated baked good, stat.
- •...want to plan a theme party.Only if puns are permitted when naming the foods.
- •...feel like a long walk and chat.Even if we're on opposite sides of the country.
- •...are in the mood to play a trivia-based board game non-competitively.
- •...feel like an evening of wine, handicrafts, and Antiques Roadshow.I'm 24, why?
- •...do NOT have a legal question.Seriously, guys. I'm not barred yet and I am literally required to tell you this every time you ask.