Based on the photos, as, sadly, I cannot read the Cyrillic alphabet
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    Bro time at the gym with Putin
  2. 2.
    Post-gym tea/booze bro time
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    Hanging with Joe Lynn Turner, former frontman of 70s pop/rock band Fandango
    This was 2 weeks ago. 65,000 likes.
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    This got 196,000 likes, if you were wondering
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    Christmas sweater glam shot!
    Three years ago
  7. 7.
    Christmas sweater VIDEO!
    Two years ago
  8. 8.
    Russian Government Officials: They're just like US!
    In that they get bored on airplanes and take wing photos out the window.
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    This is when I really regret not being able to read the captions. The caption ends with a ":)"
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    This only got 4,000 likes, but, to be fair, his Instagram was pretty new when this was posted
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    Patriotic ski lift photo op with Putin
  12. 12.
    Everyone in my 7th grade photography class took this photo, too!
  13. 13.
    Laughing it up with the Zuck
    This was 151 weeks ago. Obviously this would be an imprudent post in today's geopolitical climate.
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    This is just here because everyone else's outfits are amazing and I want to know how they got to the top of this mountain if the PM required skis.
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    Giving in to our common human desire to stand next to statues and mimic their positioning
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    "Look, I'm just as much of a badass as Putin!" what I imagine the caption says.
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    A for effort, but you can't out-Putin Putin.
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