1. In which I am super socially awkward around new classmates and a cute boy.
  2. In which I am fleeing a dictatorship somewhere in Africa with my mother. We escaped from some sort of palace that we'd been locked in and were on the road on foot when I woke up.
  3. In which someone mails a dinosaur egg to a hotel room that I'm apparently staying in. It hatches and a baby velociraptor pops out and nearly kills me.
    I remember thinking "this looked like more fun in that episode of Star Trek." Does this happen in an episode of Star Trek? I think no?