THINGS MORE LIKELY TO KILL YOU THAN A SYRIAN REFUGEE

Statistics courtesy of the Internet, but, like, the more reliable corners, I think.
  1. Texting while driving
    Kills 6,000 people a year in the U.S.
  2. Falling out of bed
    Kills 450 people a year in the U.S.
  3. Going for a swim
    Drowning kills 2,000 people a year in the U.S.
  4. Keeping a gun in your home
    2/3 of accidental shooting deaths occur in the home. In 2013, there were 505 accidental shooting deaths in the U.S.
  5. Trying to sit through this debate, probably