WAYS THAT MEN HAVE TRIED TO START A CONVERSATION WITH ME ON OKCUPID (PART 1)
- •"Are you looking to meet new people in the area that have been here for a while who is also Jewish?"
- •"Interested in the secret of life?"
- •"Ohhh you wanna be an immigration attorney huh? You should help my wife and I :) we are working on getting her here from The Netherlands"
- •"Bonjour! Tu est la plue jolie demoiselle que j'aie jamais vue! Voudrais-tu venir dîner avec moi?"Nothing on my profile indicates that I speak French.
- •"Hola you."To be fair, I do speak Spanish.
- •"Um. Hi. Anyways, I feel you appear attractive and consequently would like to explore the possibility of enhancing your life by means of exposure to my awesomeness."Generous.
- •"I hold a bachelors in Finance & Accounting and an MBA from a ranked business school."Ranked, you say?
- •"Our babies would have killer teeth."