THE PLAN FOR THE NEXT PHASE OF MY LIFE

I made this list in 2010—my senior year of high school—and it reflects some of my weird life goals at that point (this is an excerpt)
  1. Learn to sew even though I HATE IT
    Spoiler alert, past self: This was never realized.
  2. Play water polo
    Why, 17-year-old Becca??
  3. Buy an entire meal solely with coins
  4. Learn to moonwalk
  5. Go to Dollywood
    I don't understand anything about this one.
  6. Learn to ride a unicycle
  7. Live in NYC
    Cool, I actually did this one.
  8. Learn how to parallel park
  9. Get a southern accent
    I don't understand this one at all. I also liked southern music at that point?? Oof.
  10. Make up a word
  11. Put dice on my mirror
    Perhaps this was inspired by my love for "The Fresh Prince" theme song?
  12. To catch a fish and eat it over a freaking fire
  13. Meet Adam Young from Owl City
  14. Understand how cricket works
  15. Dress artsy
    Wrong again.