For reference, this is him, the world's most adorable ham.
  1. My old roommate took this after he stole her blanket, naturally.
  2. Beckett
    His real name, which lends itself to a surprising number of nicknames.
  3. Lil B
  4. Beezy
  5. Beasley
  6. Beaselman
  7. Smalls
    Always in the context of "You're killing me, Smalls."
  8. Nerd
  9. Homie
  10. Scrappy
  11. Scrappy Joe
  12. Dude
  13. Boo
  14. Beckett Theodore
    Reserved for previously mentioned blanket stealing.