How To Keep Cool

(This is probably pretty common.)
  1. Draw the blinds.
  2. Strip to your skivvies.
  3. Pray you have bags of frozen fruit or veggies in your freezer.
  4. Open the freezer and discover that yes, you do have frozen fruit and veggies in your freezer.
  5. Lay down on the couch and strategically place the bags over the hottest parts of your body.
  6. Wonder how long these bags of frozen produce could possibly last.
  7. Calculate the cost of the frozen produce.
  8. Resolve to research better ways to keep cool the Eco-friendly way.
  9. Get up to toss what will now be the reusable cool packs back in the freezer.
  10. Decide that it's time to buy an air conditioner.