How To Keep Cool
(This is probably pretty common.)
- •Draw the blinds.
- •Strip to your skivvies.
- •Pray you have bags of frozen fruit or veggies in your freezer.
- •Open the freezer and discover that yes, you do have frozen fruit and veggies in your freezer.
- •Lay down on the couch and strategically place the bags over the hottest parts of your body.
- •Wonder how long these bags of frozen produce could possibly last.
- •Calculate the cost of the frozen produce.
- •Resolve to research better ways to keep cool the Eco-friendly way.
- •Get up to toss what will now be the reusable cool packs back in the freezer.
- •Decide that it's time to buy an air conditioner.