Things My Boyfriend Said While Watching Marvel's the Avengers for the First Time

  1. I bet this movie gave all the fanboys major boners.
  2. This movie doesn't have anything to do with Guardians of the Galaxy, does it?
  3. Captain America's outfit is really dumb.
  4. Wait...can the Hulk control his powers or not?
  5. My hair is better than Thor's hair.
  6. What does Hawkeye do again?
  7. There couldn't be a fiery explosion in the vacuum of space. That's impossible.
  8. Coulson's not really dead, right?
  9. I guess I can see the appeal of watching all these movies separately and then seeing all the characters come together. It's kinda entertaining.