Things My Boyfriend Said While Watching Marvel's the Avengers for the First Time
- •I bet this movie gave all the fanboys major boners.
- •This movie doesn't have anything to do with Guardians of the Galaxy, does it?
- •Captain America's outfit is really dumb.
- •Wait...can the Hulk control his powers or not?
- •My hair is better than Thor's hair.
- •What does Hawkeye do again?
- •There couldn't be a fiery explosion in the vacuum of space. That's impossible.
- •Coulson's not really dead, right?
- •I guess I can see the appeal of watching all these movies separately and then seeing all the characters come together. It's kinda entertaining.