What I Have Done at Work Today

  1. 1.
    Watched a viral video of a wiener dog race from a minor league baseball game.
  2. 2.
    Read an article about how hard it is to budget for weddings. (I am not engaged to be married.)
  3. 3.
    Looked up Bernie Sanders on Wikipedia.
  4. 4.
    Ate a turkey sandwich with avocado.
  5. 5.
    Redid my ponytail when I went to the bathroom.
  6. 6.
    Made this list.