UPCOMING PICNIC ANXIETY

  1. Getting whomped with that croquet mallet
  2. Brought rollerblades and can't explain why
  3. Rusty frisbee no backhand no forehand
  4. Lost children just behind a tree no wait not there oh no
  5. Elbow lands in dog shit
  6. Can't stop complaining about local politics also can't grasp complexity re shareholders and explain that what with the sun shining so bright
  7. Curry chicken salad is it rotten can't tell
  8. Hiding beer from cops angry at cops for having to hide it so upset spilling it
  9. Asking people are you here for the barbecue and them saying no it's a picnic and I keep saying oh right, right
  10. I was supposed to bring the blanket?