USES FOR GLASS BEANS

  1. In a fairy tale
  2. I'm sorry that's not how my fucking brain works, I feel like you said when I suggested it
  3. Fling them out a car
  4. Swallow one and pretend like that didn't happen
  5. As a romantic gift if they are red
  6. They make a nice plinking sound on wood
  7. Plant them in a place with enormous nostalgic meaning
  8. Give to a friend drunk and be like never forget I gave you these never ever lose them
  9. Look nice in a bowl with water and goldfish
  10. Sell at flea market but cry when you do sell them