WHY I THINK YOU STOLE MY APPLESAUCE
- •Your fingers have applesauce on them.
- •I was eating it when you grabbed it.
- •We always used to talk about our shared love of applesauce and though that's no longer where we're at, when we did connect earlier today, I had applesauce and now you have it.
- •Favorite song lyrics that tacitly reveal my age.
- •I'm like Fetty Wap and you were once my Trap Queen only the difference is that for us it was all about that sauce.
- •You asked me if it's organic.