WHY I THINK YOU STOLE MY APPLESAUCE

  1. Your fingers have applesauce on them.
  2. I was eating it when you grabbed it.
  3. We always used to talk about our shared love of applesauce and though that's no longer where we're at, when we did connect earlier today, I had applesauce and now you have it.
  4. Favorite song lyrics that tacitly reveal my age.
  5. I'm like Fetty Wap and you were once my Trap Queen only the difference is that for us it was all about that sauce.
  6. You asked me if it's organic.