RANDOM CRAP MY OWNER HAS PUT ON MY HEAD

  1. A hat
    I'm ready to solve mysteries with Sherlock now.
  2. A beanie
    I'm a Dodger dog!
  3. A Dodgers hat
    Uh... same joke as before
  4. Sunglasses?
    "I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel."
  5. Treats
    NOT FAIR
  6. A PUMPKIN
    Okay, what the heck, Mom. This thing is heavy.
  7. Headphones
    PUMP UP THE JAM
  8. Reindeer antlers
    Oh wait I think I'm not having fun anymore
  9. A Cousin Eddie hat
    "Shitter was full"??? No way. That's it. I quit. Benny Dog out