THOUGHTS FROM A DOG ON NATIONAL DOG DAY
"Is one of us supposed to be a DOG in this situation?!?"
- •Is this, like, when we celebrate dogs? Because I gotta be honest. I feel pretty celebrated every day.
- •All I do is eat, sleep, run, and cuddle. All day. On repeat.
- •So keep worshipping me, humans.What I'm sayin' is every day is national dog day when you're a lucky son of a bitch like me. ;)