THOUGHTS FROM A DOG ON NATIONAL DOG DAY

"Is one of us supposed to be a DOG in this situation?!?"
  1. Is this, like, when we celebrate dogs? Because I gotta be honest. I feel pretty celebrated every day.
  2. All I do is eat, sleep, run, and cuddle. All day. On repeat.
  3. So keep worshipping me, humans.
    What I'm sayin' is every day is national dog day when you're a lucky son of a bitch like me. ;)