WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN CATS
I HAVEN'T BEEN ON LIST APP IN A WHILE BUT I REFUSE TO STOP MAKING MY TITLES IN CAPS. HAVE YOU HEARD DOGS TALK? WE TALK IN CAPITALS.
- •We guard you from everyoneThe mailman, the tree trimmers, the pizza guy, the crying baby downstairs, the doorbell on the TV, EVERYONE
- •We snuggleBecause all dogs are lapdogs, even the 60 pound ones like me
- •We're happy to see you when you come homeAnd we're so anxious for that moment that we try to speed it up by escaping and getting to you first
- •We are vacuumsGonna drop that? How about that? Don't worry I'll wait right here for any little crumb you drop
- •We are great at exerciseGet your chubby booty off the couch! We're going on a walk! And hiking! And maybe the beach! And the dog park! LET'S SNIFF BUTTS TOGETHER, I CAN TEACH YOU HOW, HUMAN
- •We are socialSo don't worry, when you have a party I will jump the baby gate and join in with y'all
- •We have more varietyHave you ever seen a dachshund? Or a samoyed? Or a Dalmatian? Or a Chinese-created dog? Or one of those mops with legs? They're all my cousins! So crazy!
- •We ❤️ you(but I guess SOME kitties can pull off that one too)