1. Bird Law Offices of Charlie Kelley
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    "Bird law in this country, it's not governed by reason"
  2. Rickety Cricket's Crack Shop
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    You can smoke crack, but you've gotta make it sexy
  3. The Dennis System Dating Service
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    Scare her into loving you
  4. McPoyle's Milkery
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    Operating within the McPoyle Bloodline for 1000 Years
  5. Frank's Bang Maid Service
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    The gif says it all
  6. Artemis' Sex Shop
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    We also bleach assholes
  7. Sweet Dee's Surrogate Shop
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    Want me to just pop one out right now for ya?
  8. Uncle Jack's Big Hand Museum
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    They say the camera adds ten pounds to your hands
  9. Mrs. Mac's Smoke Shop
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    *coughs*
  10. Mac's Muscle Club For Men
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    It's not gay, we swear
  11. Gail The Snail's Gourmet Escargot
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    10% Discount when you befriend Gail