My Bob Ducca Inspired List of Ailments

If you haven't seen Bob Ducca, look him up and you'll die of laughter
  1. Urethra Franklin Syndrome
  2. Backhair Lice
  3. Limp Finger Disorder
  4. Zig Zag DNA
  5. Gooch Gout
  6. Scarlet Armpit Fever
  7. Tongueless Mouth Syndrome
  8. Beard Bronchitis
  9. Madonnorrhea
  10. Inflammatory Chin Disease
  11. Bigpox
  12. Elbow Anxiety
  13. Late Onset Mustache Disorder
  14. Nick Nolte Neck
  15. Avian Shin Flu
  16. Obese Prostate Syndrome
  17. Lemur Femur
  18. Mad Eyebrow Disease
  19. Tooth Diabetes
  20. Genital Slurpees
  21. Calf Calves
  22. Nimble Knee Syndrome
  23. Alien Papillomavirus (APV)
  24. Lanky Penis Disease
  25. Athena's Heel
  26. Naval Anthrax
  27. Bloody Sock Syndrome
  28. Sarah Jessica Parkinson's Disease
  29. Obsessive Lower Back Tattoo Disorder
  30. Estranged Parent Syndrome