The Presidential Election as Told by Ryan Reynolds in a Fat Suit

  1. Well it's basically official. The two worst choices from both parties will be on the ballot this November
  2. Some people are already booking it for Canada
  3. Others are standing by the decision of the country
  4. But everyone is freaking out inside a little bit
  5. Because either way we're screwed
  6. And on Election Day we'll look down at that sad excuse for a presidential ballot and realize the sad truth
    You have to admit they look alike
  7. And somehow people will still probably find a way to blame Obama