CHARACTERS WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING

  1. The hoarder who still lives with his mom
  2. The sweaty man down the hall
  3. The 96 year-old couple who live below us (thankfully mostly deaf)
  4. The family whose children's names all begin with the letter "E"
  5. The boring guy with the cougar wife
  6. The man with the see-through pants (see hoarder above)
  7. The Unfriendly Lady (oh wait, she was evicted)
  8. In-shape mom (only wears workout clothes)
  9. The person we'd like to see move out (see hoarder/man with see-through pants)