1. Spilled coffee on my white shirt
  2. Ladies referring to White Plains as the county north of the county north of NYC
    Wrong, wrong, wrong
  3. Sometimes a 5-seater really only fits two people
    See ladies above
  4. Lady who talks on her phone loudly in the aisle
    Take a seat. There's tons of free seats. And spare us your phone conversation about mom's tea sets.
  5. Lady who finally sits down and starts watching cooking videos. Loudly. Same lady as above.
  6. Not a lot of men on this train except the conductor
  7. No matter what, this is still way better than NJ Transit