SURPRISING THINGS THAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
- •My 18-month-old son peed on our bedroom floor
- •Then he went to bed early tonight without demanding to be read a dozen books
- •I had no wine or beer in the apartment 😱
- •Did I mention I had nothing to drink while watching a rather intense episode of Outlander?
- •I talked to my oldest friend on the phone for an hour (when does that ever happen?!)