SURPRISING THINGS THAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT

  1. My 18-month-old son peed on our bedroom floor
  2. Then he went to bed early tonight without demanding to be read a dozen books
  3. I had no wine or beer in the apartment 😱
  4. Did I mention I had nothing to drink while watching a rather intense episode of Outlander?
  5. I talked to my oldest friend on the phone for an hour (when does that ever happen?!)