1. She looks like the kind of girl who has a piece of chocolate, a glass of wine and 3 cigarettes for lunch
  2. The best job for a bachelorette contestant would be Fitness Trainer Recruiter
  3. Fat old guy shouldn't be on TV
  4. What the hell is an Automotive Spokesman?
  5. Every single interview just restated the same thing: I hope the other guys go home
  6. The Bachelor is a much better show than The Bachelorette. Clearly.