A FEW FACTS ABOUT ME

I am a producer on the Daily Show with ???
  1. I am so fucking Brooklyn...even though I'm not from there.
  2. I know more about pizza than you. Unless you're from Italy or Staten Island.
  3. I eat more pizza than you. Unless you're from Bay Ridge or Staten Island.
  4. I worked at Yankee Stadium as a teen and made a total of like $250.
  5. Pretty sure I was the first person to say "all day!" on a football field.