A FEW FACTS ABOUT ME
I am a producer on the Daily Show with ???
- •I am so fucking Brooklyn...even though I'm not from there.
- •I know more about pizza than you. Unless you're from Italy or Staten Island.
- •I eat more pizza than you. Unless you're from Bay Ridge or Staten Island.
- •I worked at Yankee Stadium as a teen and made a total of like $250.
- •Pretty sure I was the first person to say "all day!" on a football field.