COMMANDS I GIVE MY DOG THAT SHE IGNORES
Don't fart in here.
- •Stop kissing that person who just came into the apt.
- •Let's watch this HGTV show together on the couch.
- •Don't even think about it!
- •5. Chris: Our first date was to go see a performance of "The Last Five Years," a musical about divorce. Why it didn't work out: Got incredibly high (2nd highest I've ever been in my life), had a moment of clarity, and realized I HATED him.Suggested by @DanaDigsYou