PEOPLE IM SURE WILL VACATE THEIR SUBWAY SEAT FIRST

  1. Definitely that Wall Street douche. He's getting off at Wall Street!
  2. Maybe that fucker with the suspenders. No way he stays on past W. 4th street
  3. I'm hoping that model chick. Who's probably not really a model but is like 5'8" for sure.
  4. Jesus are you all really going to midtown? Why? Who works all the way up there?
  5. Shit this mom is def riding all the way to the museum. I need to switch standing places.
  6. Is that Tom Hanks? Tom Hanks is on the F train everybody!