Misconceptions I Had As A Child

Welcome to my brain
  1. Red nail polish is actually spaghetti sauce
    I would ask my mom for "finger sauce" when I was feeling, dare I say, saucy
  2. If you take melted ice cream and melt it again, you get water
    Physics has always been a specialty of mone
  3. Teachers were students who failed the class so many years in a row they memorized the script and were allowed to recite it to students
    Sorry, teachers